Sunday, January 29, 2017

Mind, Blown

Guys, my mind is well and trully blown. I don't know what's real anymore.

Today I went to a Fringe show, "Alex McAleer: Mind Reader", with Emma and Joe. It was a show that looked like it was going to have audience interaction, and we were joking beforehand how we definitely didn't want to get on so we would sit a bit further back.

Turns out that Alex's way to get audience participation involved throwing a ball into the audience, so sitting back didn't actually help. For me in particular. He threw the ball and it landed on a guy, who then threw it on to land smack bang in my lap.

We both went up on stage, and the guy was the first to be part of the act. He had to think of a word in the English language that was between 5 and 7 letters, and wasn't a name or a place. He wrote the word on a piece of paper that he then put in an envelope and put on the floor. Alex then guessed the word by writing it on a clipboard, showing the audience, and then confirming that the guys word was in fact "student". Wow.

I was next. Alex got me to think about my first kiss; name, age and location. I had to write these on a piece of paper and fold the paper up, and put it in a small envelope which I then dropped on the floor. When I wrote the information down I made sure to hide the paper. Alex then asked me, did the name of my first kiss start with D? It did. No other questions before hand, he got D straight away. He then wrote the name Daniel on the clipboard and showed the audience; he was right! He then guessed my age by writing it on the clipboard and showing the audience. He guessed 13, but I said 14 (which was what I wrote on the paper), but he quickly glossed over that small discrepancy and went straight to the location. He asked me if it was outside, I said yes. It's Australia, so outside could mean beach, park, so many other places, but he straight away guessed "tree", and god damn it he was right! So the only thing he got wrong was my age.

The rest of the show was equally amazing (all to do with why you shouldn't play cards with a "mind reader"), and while I was watching I slowly realised that I got my age wrong. My first kiss was in the summer holidays between year 7 and year 8... I WAS 13! He knew more about my life than I did! I even wrote 14 down on the paper! Someone please explain this to me.

At the end of the show I went and told him he was right about me being 13, and he got me to yell it out to everyone who was leaving the audience, he was pretty proud he actually got it right while I was trying not to explode.

I am a cynic, I didn't give anything away (what part of my face said D?), I am officially broken. Everyone afterwards was asking me if I was a plant! I was not! Go see this guy next year (tonight was his last show), and try to catch that god damn life changing ball.

Fringe

Fringe

Monday, January 2, 2017

2016/17 Holidays

I can't believe it's already over! Back to work tomorrow, shattered and not ready at all. I need a holiday from the holiday!

Flying High Xmas Party

Flying High Xmas Party

Flying High Xmas Party

Flying High Xmas Party

Christmas

Christmas 2017

Christmas 2017

Christmas 2017

Christmas 2017

Christmas 2017

Beach

Christmas 2017

Christmas 2017

NYE

Nye 2016

Nye 2016

Nye 2016

New Years Day

Nye 2016

New Year's Day 2017

New Year's Day 2017

Mini Golf

Mini Golf

Mini Golf

Adventure World

Adventure World

Adventure World

Adventure World


Sunday, January 1, 2017

NYE 2016 at the Trustee

Happy New Year! Wishing everyone an happy and healthy 2017.

This year we decided to go to the Trustee for NYE for a 5 course degustation dinner and then the Angels Cut bar upstairs for midnight.

The dinner was $119 for a 5 course menu with choice of main, no drinks included. Our booking was for 8:30pm, and we showed up on the dot after going upstairs for a drink at the Angels Cut bar beforehand. There was a long line waiting for the previous dinner wave to finish up (there was a 6:30pm booking option too). JP and Serjana met us in the line, and we were pretty much at the front. I missed this, but apparently a couple stormed to the front of the line demanding to be seated and got told to "back off" by the waitress, so it was clearly a stressful changeover for the staff!

Nye 2016

The food was really amazing. I was so impressed by the fillet steak that came out done perfectly at was full of flavour. The others weren't happy with the oyster at the start (apparently it was too fishy) but I gave up and didn't manage to eat it anyway! I'm sure I wouldn't have managed even if it was a perfect oyster. Although the food was good, it came out soooo slowly. We had our first entre at 9:30, and our dessert arrived at 11:15! It was pretty clear that coffee and tea wasn't happening before midnight so we left to go upstairs. I waited in line for the bathroom before going upstairs and got out just in time to see a girl ready to spew pushing her way to the front of the line, glad I made it in before that!

Nye 2016

We had been speculating about what kind of music might be playing, and we were quite convinced with our guess of 80s hits with lots of Bowie, Prince, and George Michael, but man o man were we wrong. The first song was Nicki Minaj's Anaconda (don't judge me for knowing it, it was a Fever Workout routine song way back), which was followed up by My Neck, My Back... yuck. With 5 minutes to go (we know because the DJ yelled "5 minutes to go biitchhessss) we ordered our last drinks. I got another Dark and Stormy which was awesome (I was having those all night), and got Simona a Frose which was god awful and no one drank. The countdown missed 12:00 by about 2 minutes (you had one job!) and we didn't stay long afterwards to dance since the dance floor smelt like vomit.

Nye 2016

In conclusion, the Trustee for new years eve was very disappointing. Last year we went to the Garden in Leederville and that was amazing, but I'm not sure if that was because we had low hopes then were really impressed, which was the opposite of what happened this year. The food was good, but the service was terrible and they really had no excuse since most of the courses were cold, and this isn't their first year running the event. The music was just truly awful, not what I would have expected at all, and it just made me realise that it's probably not possible to have a classy new years eve in Perth! I will severely lower my expectations next year, but I will definitely not be going back to the Trustee.

Nye 2016

I complain a lot but we actually did enjoy ourselves because the company was nice, and you just have to laugh at these situations because what else can you do! Also it's the least boozy new years I've had in a long time, feeling great today!

Nye 2016

Happy New Year!


Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Pure Glow - Summer Juices

I really like how Pure Glow are releasing new juices, it definitely keeps things interesting. I thought I'd get one more in before Christmas and NY, and will probably try to do it again early in the new year because the summer juices are really nice.

Pure Glow Summer

Juice #1: 07 Meta Boost (alkaline water, lemon, activated charcoal, cayenne pepper), 67 kJ
Compares to Sunrise Elixir (lemon, cucumber, aloe vera, filtered water, 133kJ), and Blue Lagoon (alkaline water, cucumber, lemon, blue spirulina, 156 kJ). Although the colour of this juice is jet black which doesn't make it very appetising to look at, this is my favourite version of the first morning drink. It's much less acidic, although there's a bit of grittiness from the charcoal and it made my tongue look like I'd sucked on a pen. I couldn't taste the cayenne pepper at all, but I do like my chili so sometimes I can't taste really subtle amounts at all.

Juice #2: 02 Watermelon Crush (watermelon, cucumber, lime), 455 kJ
This one had no equivalent juice in the previous ranges, but I think it's pretty easy to imagine what it tastes like. Sweet, refreshing and easy to drink, and definitely tastes like summer.

Juice #3: 22 Verde Vibes (cos, kale, pineapple, coriander, lime, cucumber), 536 kJ
A familiar green juice, similar to  Green Guru (kale, cos, cucumber, celery, green apple, mint, lemon, 456kJ) and The Modern Muse (kale, cos, green apple, cucumber, lemon, celery,  692 kJ). At this point I was hoping for something a bit more chewy, but still found this juice a satisfying savory change to the first two.

Juice #4: 13 Good Karma (carrot, green apple, grapefruit, tumeric, lemon, ginger), 802 kJ
I was really happy to see this juice back on the list, I think it's one of my favourites.  Compares to California Ghost (orange, grapefruit, cucumber, coconut water, 843 kJ).

Juice #5: 47 Green Wine (cos, kale, cucumber, pear, grape, celery, lemon), 648 kJ
Another familiar green juice, sweeter than Verde Vibes but very similar to Green Guru.

Juice #6: A.D.M (alkaline water, cashew, coconut, medjool date, cacao, vanilla, salt, peppermint essential oil), 1474 kJ
I couldn't wait to try this one, the last juice is always my favourite. The name made me laugh because there is no dinner, it's more of an after juice mint, although the energy content was close to a light dinner! Very similar to to Mylk of Foresight (alkaline water, cashew, coconut, calendula, medjool date, vanilla, cinnamon, pure WA lake salt), 854 kJ and Chai Vanilla Dream (almond, cashew, brazil nut, chai rooibos tea, medjool date, vanilla, filtered water), 878.7kJ. I think the addition of peppermint was a nice refreshing change, although I think my favourite last juice is Mylk of Foresight.

Pure Glow Summer

Some comparisons:
  • Total energy intake was somewhere in between the last ranges:
    • Summer Juices: 3982 kJ, 952 calories
    • Spring Juices: 4300 kJ, 1028 calories
    • Original juices: 3400 kJ, 813 calories
  • There was no thick chewy juice like Juice #2, Glowing Greens in the original range, which I again missed
  • There was no juice that I disliked (Sangria Sunset from the Spring Juice range put my tummy a bit off by the third day)

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Triple J Hottest 100 of 2016

My votes:

  • Mansionair - Easier (#199)
  • Elk Road - Hanging By A Thread (#96)
  • Flume - Never Be Like You {Ft. Kai} (#1)
  • K.Flay - Blood in the Cut (#139)
  • M83 - Do It, Try It
  • Methyl Ethel - No. 28
  • The xx - On Hold (#20)
  • Banks - Gemini Feed (#80)
  • Ali Barter - Girlie Bits (#58)
  • DIIV - Under the Sun

Would have loved to fit in:
  • Radiohead - True Love Waits (I didn't vote for this because it's not really this year's song)
  • The Weekend - Starboy {Ft. Daft Punk} (#10)
  • The National - Morning Dew

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

30th Birthday Trip Down South

For my 30th birthday Andrew organised an amazing getaway down south complete with amazing restaurants, winery visits, and a stay a the King's Cottage at the Cape Howe Cottages. He also managed to squeeze in climbing a mountain, which I was a little bit nervous about because I'm generally scared of the outdoors and nature.

1st December, Cape Lodge

I'm so glad I took the morning off of work because I really felt like I was on holiday straight away. I went for a run, stopped into Bunnings to pick up windscreen washer, and put up the Christmas tree. Andrew is flat out at work so had to go in, but we still managed to leave Perth at around 3pm.

After a long drive down (well, long by my standards, Andrew thinks is a short stroll) we arrived at the picturesque Cape Lodge. We stayed in a lovely little cottage with beautiful views of the garden and lake. After arriving and having our welcome truffles (which I actually liked!) and filtered rain water, we got ready to walk over to the restaurant.

Cape Lodge

Cape Lodge

The restaurant was a beautiful room overlooking the lake, and we even managed to catch the multi coloured sunset. The meal was one of the best I've ever had, with the only two others we could think of that even came close being Wildflower, and Aria (in Sydney). I normally don't take photos of food but couldn't resist this time; it was all so beautifully presented. I can't wait to show my parents to see what they think, I even ate roe!

Cape Lodge

The pick for me was the risotto, Andrew's favourite was the quail. Andrew chose a Cullen wine that was also the best wine I've ever had. He only later told me later that it was also the most expensive bottle I've ever had!

Cape Lodge

2nd December: Leaving Cape Lodge, Woody Nook, Vasse Felix, Sunflowers Animal Farm

Still full from dinner, we managed to fit in a delicious breakfast at the Cape Lodge restaurant while watching a couple of parent ducks teach two little ducklings to duck dive, it was so cute! The parent duck would go under, then the little ducks would panic and when the parent duck finally popped up they'd zoom over to parent for safety, probably feeling lucky to be alive. They got the hang of it by the end and were going down and popping up way later a long way away from where they dove.

Cape Lodge

We walked off breakfast with a walk around the grounds, and saw their garden where they grow a lot of the things used in the dishes at the restaurant, including artichoke which I'd never seen growing before (it's an impressive alien looking plant that reminded me of that thing that grew in my parent's yard a few years back). 

Cape Lodge

Cape Lodge

Our next two stops were a couple of wineries, Woody Nook then lunch at Vasse Felix. Both beautiful grounds in their own way and we had perfect weather to enjoy them. We've stocked our wine shelf with a few great bottles from each place. After lunch (and buying a few bottles from Vasse Felix) we walked through the art gallery below the restaurant. Most of the paintings were just a bunch of lines, but they were very pretty lines I guess.

Down South

Down South

The Sunflowers Animal Farm was our next bitter sweet stop. Emma recommended this place to us mostly because it had what she described as a bunny dome, which sounded like a magical place much to my own heart. Unfortunately the farm had been hit by the khaleesi virus a few weeks back and they had lost every single bunny except for one that had been handed in by an owner who couldn't look after her anymore. I hugged that bunny for a good 20minutes and she hugged me right back, it was quite emotional.

Down South

I also got to feed Wendy the joey! It was amazing, she held my hand and looked into my eyes while drinking gingerly. All the other animals seemed to go nuts for food, but you really have to convince a joey to drink it's milk which is kind of endearing. 

Down South

Much to Andrew's horror we witnessed another one of those special animal moments that make us lose faith a little bit. After the children bottle fed the calves, the calves decided they hadn't had enough and proceeded to try and drink each other's "milk", but they were all male cows. What resulted was an awful calf threesome that has earned it's place in the list of animal horrors we've witnessed (right up there with the giraffe flemen incident, and the monkey butt fingering incident).

We also met a very strange cockatoo that hated men and loved women. He would say "wanna cuddle?" or "I've been a good boy" as his war cry as he ran to attack Andrew.
Down South

Then came the long drive to Cape Howe which honestly was terrifying. We passed by so many kangaroos on the side of the road and almost hit a joey. I was so relieved when we finally got to the Kings Den! I'm so scared of night time country driving. 

3rd December: Cape Howe, Greens Pool, The Lake House

The Kings Den is as amazing as we remembered it, just so peaceful and romantic. Look at the beautiful breakfast pack the owners put together for us.

Down South

Down South

Greens Pool was absolutely stunning, I even waded in the water a little bit. The rocks were so easy to walk on; I usually get a bit scared at intrepid walks (Andrew probably wishes he never taught me that word) but these rocks were so easy and grippy to walk on that it was a pleasure to explore and see the gorgeous views, lizards, and even a manta ray.

Down South

Down South

Down South

The Lake House for lunch was really cosy, especially since it started raining.

Down South

Down South

After picking up some gluten free bread from the Denmark Bakery we headed back to make the most of the Kings Den.

4th December: Denmark and the Kings Den

This was our most lazy day. We slept in, had an amazing cooked breakfast, went to Howard Park and Madfish Winery, The Black Pig Cydery, stopped in Denmark for lunch, then enjoyed the rest of the day relaxing at the Kings Den.

Denmark

Denmark class=

Denmark

We may have gotten carried away.

Bluff Knoll

5th December: Bluff Knoll

I climbed Bluff Knoll. I can't believe I did it, and it wasn't that bad! Well, it was very challenging (and intrepid) but there were way less bugs and snakes (although way more goannas) than I thought there would be, although thank god for the Bushman's Spray which I think kept most of the flies away.

Bluff Knoll

There were very different and distinct sections of the path, and although it was genuinely a path the whole way, some parts were very rocky and slippery and quite hard to navigate. My favourite parts were the bits with the actual steps even though these were the steepest. The worst bits were the parts with flat rocks (about 1/3 up near the waterfall, and towards the top).

Bluff Knoll

Bluff Knoll

The view from the top was like nothing I've ever seen before, and it was completely still with no wind so it was just lovely. We sat and ate an apple and a muesli bar before heading back down. 

Bluff Knoll

Bluff Knoll

Bluff Knoll

It took us about 1h 20min to climb to the top, and about the same to come down. I have to say that the way down was probably harder than the way up because you really had to choose your path more carefully.

Bluff Knoll

What a perfect little trip to end the year with, thank you Andrew for a great 30th b'day present!